![]() And really all this complaining is so silly. No, this has worked for a long time and it’s fine. I should probably mention that there are some whiners who complain about their group assignments, and a few picky eaters who claim that they never get their favorite and they don’t like pepperoni or whatever, but whenever they try to explain how they’d “improve” the system they start droning for multiple sentences and it gets annoying. ![]() You get with your group, cast your vote for your favorite kind of pizza, and the kind with the most votes is what you all get! Democracy! Next, each group picks the kind of pizza they want. If you’re into that sort of thing you can read all about it here and here.) (The actual method of divvying is a bit more complicated, involving state boundaries and things like geometric means, because we’re all about the Democratic ideal of fairness. (Actually, we let women vote too, now, but it still sounds better with “man”.)įirst off, we divide people into groups of around 700,000, based on where they live…. ![]() We are huge fans of Democracy, so what we do is select the pizzas using the the time-honored, thoroughly established, and clearly awesome principle: One Man, One Vote. Of course, providing enough pizza for 300 million requires some logistics. It’s Pizza Party Time and You’re Invited! Yay, pizza! Oh, you’re new? Welcome! Let me explain how this works:Įvery 2 years in early November about 300 million of us get together and have a Pizza Party! It’s great fun, everyone likes pizza, and it’s something we can all do together.
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